Sunday, 12 July 2009
Summer Adventure
Conversation:
Cuz: "YALLA GOOMAY!! BINROO7 IL BA7AR"
Me: "Haaa? What ay ba7ar?"
Cuz: "IL BA7AR BA3AD AY BA7AR"
Me: "Mmmm, Laish? Shinsawii?"
Cuz: "NIL3AB BIL DUWARIIFF!!"
Me: "Ay duwarif? Ish7aga? Ishfeekum?"
Cuz: "BAS CHITHIIII WE WANNT TOOO!! YALLLA GOOMAY LIBSAAAY!! WE'RE PICKING YOU UP!"
Me: "Mhhmmm ok"
I check my phone and realise that it was on vibrate I had 6 missed calls, 2 messenger messages and 3 messages on my BBM. I close my eyes and begin to realise the converstation so I call my aunt back
Calling
Sleeping ...
Me: "Aloo, Haa ishfeekum shino?"
Aunt: "Eee yumaa i7na binroo7 intarayag"
Calling
Sleeping ...
Aunt: "Yalla goomay! i7na yayeen! Libsaay ayshay w yibay outfit 3ashan ba3dain ni6la3"
Me: "Ok yalla!"
So I wake up, scramble out of bed and pull on whatever I can find laying on the couch put on my sandels madri ish7aga mu the flip flops bas anyway! Go to the bathroom and got my morning business over with. Got a pfone call from my aunt telling me that they're outside waiting for me. So I get my bag and tip toe outside hoping the father who was sleeping on the couch doesn't hear me. Unlock the door and go outside only to find the gate locked! So I drop my luggage (haha) and run back inside look for the key in the living room bas maku so I run to parent's bedroom and take my mother's bag outside and start looking for it, I find it go back outside unlock the door and run back inside to put the key back in the room! I DID IT!! ALL WITHOUT WAKING UP ANYONNE!! I SNUUCKKK OUT OF MYY HOUSE! Well ya3ni mu snuck out I left a note for my parents plus they didn't even notice I was gone =p
So we pick up Periwinkle and go to the duwarif ilee ib sha6i2 anjifa. The swing are ridiculously idiotic they're not even swings bas monkey bars I went on one and went on the slide! Ba3dain in the parking lot there was a girl wearing a 3abaya and oversized dark shades, and talking on the phone there was a guy sitting on the bench so we jumped to the conclusion inna they're together w he told her not to come cause we were there 3ugub a few minutes of going crazy we decicded inna we needed action so we were gonna go to the back and let the girl come we go and start walking wila the girl is sittttiiing!! With another guy!! AHAHAHA we were like super duper excited ba3dain we decided we wanted a better play gorund! My aunt galat inrou7 Sha6i2 shuwaaaikh (ahahaha sha6i2, I just learnt the word this morning). 6ab3an kil il nas ilee imuroon look at us like we're crazy w i7na 9ij we were! When we finally reach the sha6i2 w decide not to go w inroo7 The National Museum of Kuwait.
Bas the museum is closed and opens at 8:30 am, ya3ni we were very early! So we go to sul6an sharq to get breakfast and we eat blah blah blah .. Yada yada yada!
At the museum we walk in bil 7aarr and go see the rocks and doors of old Kuwait ba3dain the statues of the old life! THEY ARE SCAAAAARRY!! Kina binroo7 il Planetarium wela its CLOSED FOR VACTION AHAHAHA chinna fee nas iyoon 3ashan il employees take vacation aslan MAKU EMPLOYEEES! Bas wa7id! After that we decide to go to Scientific Center!
At Scientific Center we were fighting on where to go after a lot of fighting we decide to cut off IMAX from the plan and go to the Discovery w Aquarium. 6ab3an to our utter dismay all the good games bil discovery were gone!!! It was horrible very boring and most of the stuff don't work!! The people who work at the scientific center were all young people la2anna its summer w i7na kina broo7na w fa9leen laughing our asses off and doing crazy shit singing, dancing, laughing and even screaming like little kids! The workers desperate for something to do became our unofficial companions they followed us everywhere and laughed with us bas mostly AT US! At the discovery yalina the dude and was like
"Shino abrajkum"
"Haa, What?, Shino" was what he got.
Ba3dain after a few seconds I understood the question and answered "Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn and another Capricorn"
the dude was like "Ok, Taboon awareekum Star Show?"
"YESSSSSSSSS!!!!"
"Ok ni6raw digeega"
2 minutes later
Scientific Dude: "Bas fee puppet show 7ag il 9'3aeer bitshoofoona wela anadeekumk ba3dain?"
Us: "LAA LAA BINSHOOOOOOFFF!!!"
We walk in and watch the show about this kandari dude and a skater boy who's wasting water w il camel and the Kuwait Towers yell at him for doing that "You dumb dumb boy" was what they say "We make water drop by drop" was the theme song.
At the Aquarium ...
We walked and laughed and screamed and laughed and yelled and did funny faces and spoke to the fish calling the Gangster and Marina Hairstyle. Ba3daaaaiiiin wi9alna 7ag ... *Drum Roll please*
THE PENGUIIIINSSSSS!!!!! *Tatatatataaaaa* .. The Scientific dudes were standing by the tank
They were Soooooooooooo adorable and cute!! They were hungry and when you put your finger 3ala the tank the follow it and they wanna eat it! I taught them a triiiickkk!! The incy wincy spider song TRIIICKK! Ana asawii the incy wincy song motions on the tank and they follow my hand!! In the water and ouuutt, up and down! The guys told us that we could name them and were telling us about them and were laughing at jokes and even making jokes. Ba3dain we went to see the SHAAARKSS the scientific dudes told us the sharks names "Bandar, Bibi and Nashmi" they were named after people who won in a contest they showed us the teeth and which one just bites you and which one cuts you in half!
In the end it was a very very fun daay and we made new friends ... Scietific dudes, 9a3eedi dudes, sul6an manager, Penguiiiiiiiins, The Sharks Bandar, Bibi and Nashmi and the Sting Ray with a smiley faace!! Go out and make friends kids =)
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
xoxo
Saturday, 27 June 2009
Hypothetical question
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
And we're BACK
I finished university last week madri the week before! I'm borred out of my mind! My birthday is in exactly a week 7 DAAAYYYS BAAABBBYYYY! The big ONE EIGHT DAARRLIINGG .. I got good grades I did worse than last semester which is very ironic really I enjoyed ditching university and going to swim at my friend's pool once and ditching class to just and play UNO a few times I don't understand why we HAVE to attend and we suffer consequences if we don't ya3ni does my attendance really matter if I'm doing my work and getting the grades ehh what the hell everything else is stupid yat 3ala university!!
Im back! Soo more posts to come ..
lots a' love
xoxo
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
Time for change .. don't you think?
Sunday, 8 March 2009
we're at the avenues halla'a!!
Dude, *unkown person * who will be remained unkown, is so PMSing madri 3ala shnu! Ya3ni abee akil, yo3ana wallah matkhaleena ingoolaha nabee nakil! Ra7 tithba7ny.
Angel is saying tabe it6ib min foug! Tara ghabeya wallah 7addha airhead yabeelha a puinch in the face min kither ma ihya ghabeya!
Tawwa 3gaidy yallina chan ygool, "shakilkum jayeen ga9ib" kan ykhare3 shwayya uhwa W his tight pants, 9ara7a they tutned me on. Notice my sarcasm.
Fe wa7ed jidaamy chinna pokemon. Oo we saw girls they dyed their hair blonde oo fe extension black 6weel?
We went to Debenhams oo I tried on all the colours of eyeshadow 3ala my hand from Make up Forever. Oo I tried on the black Yves Saint Laurent lipgloss, I looked like a vampire to say the least oo ba3dain another 3gaidy guiy came and said, "mala da3ee il mikyaaaj, 7ilweeen 7ilweeen!"
Scary people.
Periwinkle!
Monday, 2 March 2009
Damn people ..
Friday, 20 February 2009
Ramblings!!!! ....
We were at my gram's place the other day just sitting around when I remember inna I was craving Baskin Robbins so in an attempt to sneek out bidoon fithayi7 i tell angel that I wanna go to BR! W 3ala ma ifhamat shino BR I was gonna die faaa I had to just say it Baskin Robbins w everyone laughed shway cause they realised inna BR was Basking robbins I was ike 9aba7 il 5air w my face went like "-.-" literally! Anywaaay so I run up stairs grab my dad's keys w un down the stairs 6ab3an Periwinkle did NOT want to come cause she's scared of angel's driving and we had to literally pull her off the couch and drag her out of the house and push her into the car and again my expression turned into -.- .. ya3nii jeeeez! Nizalna Baskin Robbins 6ab3an it is EXTREMELY tiny and can get very crowded and noisy. We start talking and talking about anything and everything we were laughing and stuff not realising how LOUD we were lmao! Ya3nii the sentence"kinna imsaween iz3aaaj!!" wouldn't begin to describe what we did! We were arguing on what to have and talking about all the flavours until it was our turn
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
A few days in a bunch of lines (2)
Sunday, 8 February 2009
What you do to me!?
A few days in a bunch of lines
Gruuuumpyy Tag;@
1.Put a picture of any grumpy person.
2.Then Mention 3 things that are just abnormal.
3.Two things that irritate you.
4.One trigger to your anger.
5.Three people you can't live without.
6.Two of people you don't want to see.
7.One of your favorite foods.
8.Three of your favorite songs.
Tag only 5 people.
2. a. All these young girls in malls acting and looking all grown up with the tack clothes and ugly hair dyes
b. How things have been around forever bas ba3dain faj2a everyone I mean EVERYONE gets, does or uses them ya3nii haba what's that about :p
c. How guys can follow a girl either by car or walking I would like to know how they do that! Or then after they exchange numbers and get into a relationship its serious! What a way to meet il 9ara7a how can you love someone you picked up min il shari3? That's abnormal to me (no offence to anyone peeps)
3. a. Close minded people who do not know how to argue and then bring religion into the argument forcing you to be calm down la2anna if you argue any more it's a whole different story ya3ni it turns into an argument about alla and so on.
b. 7anna. I ansolutley LOOOOOVVE to 7in bas it drive me nuts when people 7in on me.
4. When a man cheats! I cannot stand that I despise any and every man who does it or even thinks it. They think inna it's ok for them to cheat bas it's horrible for a woman! I mean I hate it when a woman does it too bas all the cases I know of are of men cheating on wives or gfs! Cheating in general. (again no offence)
5. a. Angel
b. Periwinkle
c. SSS
6. a. Some one that I am unfortunatley related to! Who I hate and never ever want to see! walla it sucks the life out of me when I do! ..
b. This girl back in high school who was my friend bas ba3dain turned out to be not a good person and hatha we drifted which was sooo awkward w ba3dain we had this huge fight! I just don't wanna see her again.
7. Sushi<3
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Mish Mash
Well, what happened ams was a mish mash of two very strong emotions, that stand on either side of the emotion pole very far away from each other as they very much cancel each other out! What the hell am I talking about you wonder? Ill tell you I'm talking about happy and sad. This is exactly how the day unfolded. It started off normally with me reading all the updates on all the blogs i follow. Then drama comes knocking on the door.
A few days ago I read something on Lilo and Stitch's blog, Lilo had a post about her ex-friend said things that hurt her when they were having the conversation about gay people. Well what happened yesterday wasn’t that different actually it wasn’t different AT ALL I think the conversation is contagious or cursed or something. My cousins and I are really really close we're like bffs, we tell each other everything blah blah blah the whole 9 yards ya3nii! We are different bas we love each other so ams the 3 of us were talking and amidst the conversation periwinkle and I made a comment about how it would be fun to have a gay guy as a friend when I say gay guy I don’t mean gay as in the Kuwaiti gay I mean gay as in bobby trendy gay, he's ridiculous bas it would be fun watching him do stuff anyway the other cousin who shall remain anonymous takes it so personally and gets offended by the mere thought of it. Being the argument addict that I am I start to argue saying that people have the right to be whatever they want to be, they are entitled to their thoughts and opinions, who are we to say what is right and what is wrong and force our beliefs and opinions on other people. She uses the fact they are going to hell as a defense for argument and then when I point out that there are other people who are going to hell for not doing what islam says how come she's not offended by that or does she take what seems good to say about one situation and then when I use her defense against her she looks past it. The gay thing wasn’t the point that I was defending I was trying to make a point that people are free to live however they want to. She started saying things that really hurt me personally like I don’t know anything about allah or whatever I mean she says she's my best friend but do best friends judge each other or do they love each other well it's either or may9eer both! And I think she doesn’t love me like she thinks. Before yesterday I didn’t think that in our relationship with each other there were red lines that could be crossed I didn’t even think we had line but turns out I was wrong because there was a line and she crossed it. I'm not angry about what she said about the whole thing it's her opinion kaifha, I'm actually sad about all the things she chose to say to ME.
Anyway! Later on that night we all go out for dinner at Nino and though I wasn’t talking to her and didn’t want to go out with her I did mainly for the food and because periwinkle was gonna cry but the point is I did regardless of what my reason were I did! We were sitting down I ordered a Tropicano absolute addiction a Shrimp Maki appetizer and a Mushroom soup Zupa de funghi I think? So basically I was in my very own paradise<3. We were all sitting, eating are usuals and hatha talking and laughing we were really laughing soo hard but she wasn’t even TALKING to anyone any way this is one thing we were laughing about:
Periwinkle: I wanna be a fashion magazine editor like vogue or something when I grow up
Me: You can never it7ajab then!
Periwinkle: I won't I'll it7ajab lamma akbar
Aunt: La walla!
Periwinkle: W itha wa7da ma 3indha wayid sha3ar shloon?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Aunt: Ya3nii shino intay ma3indich? Gar3ay w ma7ad i6al3ich
Me: Laa22! A9lan itha gari3at il nas i6al3oonha akthar!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Aunt: Walla intaw miyaneen w yanatooni wiyakum
Me: Umbaaaaaaayy!!! Peri it9ereen nafs Britney you'll be the Kuwaiti Britney! All the gay guys will support you! Umbaaayy! You'll have your leave Britney alone guy! Umbaaayyy bas he'll say leave Periwinkle aloooone!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The waiter comes he looks SOO gay gives her food and she was so nice and laughed
Aunt: Hatha uhwa your gay friend!
Periwinkle: Yeah I was only being nice cause he was so gay
Me: Umbaaaaaayy!! 9ij 9aida that’s your type haa itdawreen rabi3?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: OMG!! I remembered what I wanna tell you!!
Periwinkle: What?
Me: You know that blog across the universe!
Periwinkle: Yeah!?
Me: You know how when she gets a message her message tone is like "You have a message your royal sexiness"?
Periwinkle: YESSS!!!
Me: I have it!!!!
Periwinkle: SEND SEND SEND LAA ATHBI7ICH!!
Me: Ok yalla open your Bluetooth quick
File sent
Periwinkle: Umbaaaayy!!! Aunt send me a message ayshay fathee
Aunt: Why would I waste 20 fils on you? Waii3
Periwinkle: Yalla send adfa3lich iyahum now
Takes out 20 fils from her wallet and gives it to her
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
And so forth, I talked to her the anonymous cousin who was so rude and she doesn’t answer al7een ana ilee za3lana w I'm the one that should be offended and not talking mu ihya! Bas I did and she didn't I ate so much I couldn’t walk every time I go to Nino I eat so much I can't walk later bas I love it<3!
Now I don’t know what to do I mean is it right that I'm angry at her? Does she have the right to be angry or sad? To be fair she did apologize bas I told her that the apology wasn’t accepted cause I was really hurt. I don’t know what to do!? Help please!!!? ..
P.S.: This may not be very funny, writing it now it doesn’t seem very funny but it was at the time and I'm in the mood to share so yeah! No offence to anyone about the whole gay thing I mean absolutely no offence to anyone
Lots a' love xoxo
Sunday, 1 February 2009
Things I love about MY best friend
It's the times we laugh so hard,
we can't help but cry.
It's all the inside jokes
and "remember whens".
those are all the reasons
that we're best friends!
Halleluiah!!!! Its a good day!
Wednesday, 28 January 2009
Cliché? .. Disgusting people
So I was at the avenues last night and talk about DISGUSTING it was the worst decision we ever made I ended complaining and swearing the whole time! We were at Carrefour don’t know how you spell it cause I wanted to get cat food I had finally gotten the Tropicana cocktail I desperately wanted from Nino and as I was about to walk into Carrefour ble33 I hate the way it smells the security guard tells me I cant take my juice inside he tried to be funny about it bas I was in a BAD mood so I left my drink with my aunt and my cousin and I went inside to get the stupid cat food. 6ab3an the za7ama was freakin UNBELIEVABLE
Me: Excuse me wan il cat food
Angel: Akil il g6awa
Him: Ahhh! Cat food wela cat foot
We had the most disgusted look on our faces! So he just showed us the way and went. We got the cat food and tried to find a lane that didn’t have a huge queue. I mean waaaiiii33 even the EXPRESS LANE! EXPRESS!!! was crowded with people cashing entire TROLLYS 9ij ta5aluf!! you're only supposed to use it if you have 10 items or less. So we find one and stand behind a guy who doesn’t have a lot of things as we are standing behind him a lady with her daughter come and stand NEXT TO me I make a comment to my cousin "walla mu mal a5ith il g6awa w a7thifhum for making me stand here" and THEY laugh at first it was fine cause it was a stupid comment ba3dain as we were getting closer this is what happens:
Girl: Yumma kalmeeha
The mom: Ana yaya gablich
Me: No comment just give her the dirtiest look ever since she was an old lady there was nothing I could do
The mom: *turns to her daughter* Ee ana yaya gabil muu?
They obviously were there gabli sense the sarcasm seeing that their stupid trolly was in the middle of two lanes and that she was standing next to me. Anyway they thought I was rude and kept on laughing bas whatever she was old! What is happening to people?
P.S.: Remind me never to go there again! Mornings and Afternoons are an exception